Fire Bender, Slytherin, Amazon from Themyscira, Daughter of Poseidon, and Hunter of Artemis.

Completely obsessed with Avatar: the Last Airbender, Korra, Young Justice, Percy Jackson, Full Metal Alchemist, Rise of the Guardians, Merlin, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Superheroes, Disney, and countless Animes and Asian dramas.

 

High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.

Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.

Actual College Professor: lol same.

dragon-in-a-fez:

ask-koki-kariya:

beben-eleben:

A Summary of Marvel Movies

Marvel rule #1 the only person who stays dead is uncle ben

Nick Furry

Played 313,583 times

taintedtreasure:

prismahays:

noblydonedonnanoble:

good-golly-miss-holly:

spirithallow:

I think I just went one step further… 

1) I am the Doctor

2) The Avengers Theme

3) Hedwig’s Theme

4) He’s a Pirate

5) The Black Pearl

6) Merlin’s Arrival at Camelot

Just… just listen. 

image

WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

image

image

(Source: haywoodyouboneme)

alanaism:

this is the only cap that will ever  matter 

image

idk whose face i like best, sam’s “these are fuckin mine,” nat’s “i am gonna kill u,” or steve’s “oh shit oh shit these people are crazier than me”

mockingjalie:

so are we going to talk about the fact that they made katniss look like she is actually 17

image

concentratedridiculousness:

sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.

The comic works just as well if you ignore the class labels - the white man rides straight to the top, the white woman can MAYBE make it if she climbs the treacherous rope, and the POC is going to have to learn to fly.

concentratedridiculousness:

sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.

The comic works just as well if you ignore the class labels - the white man rides straight to the top, the white woman can MAYBE make it if she climbs the treacherous rope, and the POC is going to have to learn to fly.

Ancient Egypt was not a mixed society.

Ancient Egypt was PITCHED BLACK until the 7th century AD, when Indo Aryans called Arabs invaded from Central Asia.

For 99 percent of Egyptian history, Egypt was as BLACK as Nigeria, as BLACK as Congo, and as BLACK as Senegal.

King Tut was a dark skinned black man,

Queen Tiye was a beautiful and EXTREMELY dark skinned woman.

Hatshepsut was also very very very dark skinned.

Even during the Ptolemaic period of Kemet, the Egyptians were primarily African.

The fact that the most advanced civilization of human history was composed primarily of Black People is the most annoying and frustrating thing to white supremacist historians today.

gabicomeback:

reasons to love Crowley:

  • phone number is 666
  • dean’s contact in his phone is “not moose”
  • pinwheel
  • doesn’t have any virtues, but if he did, patience wouldn’t be one
  • sold soul for 3 inch longer ding dong
  • just trying to hit double digits
  • totally soul-selling worthy
  • bollocks
  • forces extremely homophobic men to kiss him to seal deals
  • do you really need any more reasons
  • one more
  • image
drtoof:

He’s sees you because he believes.
I see you because you’re dead.

drtoof:

He’s sees you because he believes.

I see you because you’re dead.

FACEBOOK VS TUMBLR : LOKI EDITION

eve1978:

e-o-n-a-h:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

image

Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

image

Someone sends you a Facebook message:

image

Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

image

Loses a friend on Facebook:

image

Loses a follower on Tumblr:

image

Error on Facebook:

image

Error on Tumblr:

image

Scrolling through Facebook:

image

Scrolling through Tumblr:

image

Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

image

Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

image

Oh this is perfect!

(Source: h-um-an-erro-r)